Night swimming

Ok i'm back here again seeing as i'm getting free net access so I can give you a quick update of what happen last night and what we are doing today. Last night we went to the comedy festival and saw a standup act names Reginald D Hunter. He's a black comedian from the states but lives in the UK. I thought I would go there and be like "ok this guy is funny, but nothing special" but he was hillarious! He came out with some good jokes and played on the racial terms related with black people such as "nig nog" he seemed to think that this wasn't offensive and suggested it sounded more like something black people would drink at Christmas! Ok that didn't sound funny but when he said it, it was. Anyway we had a great time there , then a few of the guys I went with went down to the Casino. This is supposed to be the biggest in the whole of Australia. Having not really gone to a casino I was amazed when I saw this place! Jeetan was in heaven like a true chinese man! This place was really lavish and massive! It looked like vegas and took over around 10-15 mins to walk from one side to the other! There were bright lights and and lots of water features etc in there, loads of food places, it really was a sight to see! Jeetan and some of the other guys had a gamble and all won. Don't worry mum and dad I wasn't tempted! I already have bad luck as it is, no need to prove it by wasting more money right?!We then just went back chatted for a few people around there and went to sleep. I had my first good sleep in a hostel! I got in 7 hours! GET IN! Oh and by the way (random fact coming up) the showers here are weird, its like the nozzle is the nozzle from a watering can! So you feel like your being watered by a watering can when you have a shower, its a weird feeling!

As a side note many of you will want to know about the soap opera about "Roy the German Gay." Well I can tell you, he's not backpacking, he's on holiday here to meet his boyfriend or some rubbish. The funny thing is, he must have had a fight with his boyfriend and they split up and now Roy the German Gay has another boyfriend in the space of about 2 days! They are a promiscous lot there homosexuals aren't they? What even weirder is this other boyfriend works at the hostel, so has the key card to all the rooms. By the way the key card system is the same as the ones used in Goldsmith court in notts so all My Gsmith peeps out there lol! Anyway onto more pressing matters! This new boyfriend just barges in to our room without even knocking with his all access keycard! He usually comes in to look for Roy who's never there, but this guy is creepy also. So the rest of us lads in the room feel quite scared! Upesh calls him "Gunter," but none of us know what his names is, but he's from germany also. And thats all you need to know about Roy the German Gay!

Woke up this morning and we are now planning the rest of the trip and having to book things! I should be researching hostels and coach journeys and flights etc but instead im writing this! We go to Sydney on Thursday and we also have a neighbours tour to go see in Melbourne yet. The coach journey from Melbourne to Syndey is 12 hours! how delightful! We have made some good friends here and it will be kind of sad to leave them but as a backpacker i met here said, "unfortunately when you backpack, you have to have disposable friends as you only usually have a few days to get to know them." This is so true but there's always facebook i guess! Ok so its our last day here in Melbourne to leave before we go on the coach journey from hell so wish me luck. Once again thank you for all your comments! Muks I will take your advice and see how we get on! Poons thanks for your words of encouragement and Zuggy Poah! Its nice to hear from you! Don't worry about Roy, he has a boyfriend! Oh and the air hostess is just a friend for all you devious minded people out there! Also a quick message to my Uncle SSK, thought you maybe disgusted we didn't finish a bottle between the 3 of us, it was a litre, we had come off a plane, were tired, felt sick and also had a 20 hour flight ahead of us, this wasn't like a dugoo trip to the wheatie! Speak soon and keep commenting!