Everybodys going surfing!!! surfin with the....COPS!

Ok I will have to keep this post brief, which will probably mean it being on 20 pages long this time! I'm off out tonight so have to get ready and start drinking etc so apologies for the hurried post. I will give you as always a quick update of my adventures. We ended up in surfers paradise! Its basically like Miami! Commercialized with palm trees and beaches. We spent some time on the beach, larked about however out main aim was to hit the town hard that night. You see surfers' is Australia's main part town will streets full of clubs and bars. I think we hit about 5 clubs that night! All in the space of a a few hours! Its free entry into alot of the clubs if you talk to the right people so we were sorted in that sense. We had a good night everything was going well, jeetan was tipsy and lets just say in Jeetan mode. Things were going well. So what happend next? Well we walked into a club paid the entry fee to get in which was about 2 or 3 pounds and as me and Jeetan both have bad bladders (yeah thats right, were the bladder boys) we both headed straight for the toilet when we got in. Next thing we know a bouncer follows us in. He starts questioning us about a missing envelope and wanted to search us. I knew we had nothing to hide so i let him. He found nothing and went. We carried on washing our hands and next thing we know 5 police officers surrond us in the toilets and ask us to leave the building as they wanted "a chat with us outside." About the same missing envelope. Apparently when we had paid the money to the lady at the kiosk an envelope full of money had gone missing and as we were the last people in, they thought it was us. I wasn't a happy bunny to say the least, everyone was staring at us in the club. However as i knew a thing or two about law, i know if your innocent the best thing to do is co-operate. If your guilty on the other hand don't say a word and call your lawyer (a lil tip for you all just incase).So they take us outside and search us again. I let them, they looked through our wallets etc and found nothing obviously! What really pissed me off was when they searched me again!!!! So now it was time to put my degree to use! I said to them in a politely agressive voice (if there is such a thing), "officer is there a problem here? you have searched us 3 times and found nothing, i'm a lawyer and i know all about the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 and your powers to stop and search, i am fully aware you have acted ultra vires out of them powers and I have only co operated so you can see we are innocent! Now may you please release us as i have noted all your names down (i actually had, and i was drunk!) and am thinking about reporting you to your precinct"
Thats all it took! They suddenly had a changed look on their faces, apologised and started being all friendly with me asking me how long I had practised law (i said 2 years, blatant lie as we all know i'm currently a bum)then the manager gave us a free drink and everything. We left it there! So that was our adventure from last night.

This morning we arrived in Byron bay and place which i can only explain as heaven. It's beautiful in every sense of the word. It had beautful beaches , its set us up in the aussie mountains so when you are on the beach you can see them in the background , the weather has almost become too hot for us! however when you walk along the beach you get that cool sea breeze. Tommorow I am climbing Mount Byron and suppposeldy from the top you can see whales and Dolphins in the Pacific Ocean. I love it here, its my favourtie place so far. Hostel is brand new and very nice! I would actually have to say i'm in la la land right now! Ok before i leave you, i always try and leave you with something remotley funny. Today i will discuss shared toilets and showers! This is the 1st hostel I have stayed in where the boys and girls share the toilets and showers. Now guys you probably think this is cool right? NO! I went into the toilet today andwent for a number 1, as you do! In the next cubicle someone was having the biggest pooh of their life. I came out of my cubicle as they did theirs...it was a girl! That kind fo stuff really screws with your mind! I don't know if it's just me and I know girls are human just like men, however having to be in a cubicle listening to someone taking a dirty pooh and finding it was a girl really screwed me up! I haven't had any shared shower experiences yet lads, before you ask! So that, that for the time being, I will update the blog with pics at the weekend and am toying with the idea of recording a small short video blogcast from here, but i am not sure if i will, I'm having too much fun! Oh and before I go, this one is for the guys, I have shared rooms with Norwegian, Italian, French and Swedish girls so far! Jealous?